I was just talking to a co-worker about play doh, and we got onto the topic of eating glue as children and how we both never did it. My reasoning, it’s gross. His reasoning, he thought if he used to much glue “the elmers glue troll would come after him.” I unfortunately had to inform him, that Elmer’s glue mascot was a cow. I can’t believe going through life for 22 years thinking the Elmer’s mascot was a troll. Anyway here’s some nostalgia for the morning.
5 responses so far ↓
R Brulinski // May 16, 2008 at 7:51 pm
omfg
gaycondo // May 17, 2008 at 6:23 pm
you know, it actually does kind of look like a troll…
Why is that cow so mad anyway? Isn’t glue made from hoofs? or is that hooves? whatever.
gaycondo // May 17, 2008 at 10:43 pm
I never ate the stuff, I did like letting a layer of it dry on my hand so I could peel it off, though.
-Paul
Nora // May 18, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I’m going to have to agree with gaycondo…. I think it’s an angry cow-troll… who’s probably as angry as he is because all of this brethren are being beaten to death and made into the glue he’s been forced into standing for by the irony of capitalism. I wouldn’t worry about EATING the glue… the cow-troll might haunt you simply for BUYING the glue…
mooooooooo-growl.
Daily Breather // May 18, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I forgot about the fake skin from glue on the hands. That was pretty cool.
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